HAPPY BIRTHDAY to a girl who I haven’t seen in over a year who I miss terribly. I hope to see you again in the future, and I hope life is going well for you 💙🍁🍂 I miss you most of all, my darling.

salma:

yaoibutts:

shavingryansprivates:

introducing… SPOONS!

OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF

This kid needs a nobel prize

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darkpathos:

"You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain." 

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mormondad:

why the mcflurry spoon look like that

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  • Me: Who's a good boy?
  • Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  • Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
  • Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

toothpast:

103312:

asperatus cloud

asparagus my ass tuRN THE FUCK AROUND

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pleatedjeans:

Never skip leg day. [x]

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spenceromg:

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

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teddytrumpet:

the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

A nice mental image of myself

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"Wait for someone who bumps mouths clumsily with yours cos they’re too busy smiling to kiss you properly. Yeah. Wait for that."

Azra Tabassum (via tropicalrainstorm)

(Source: amanda-oaks, via wind-and-sails)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Pets and Tumblr photoset

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"From 18 to 22 you meet a lot of temporary people."